Ex Senegalese president Abdoulaye Wade pleads for slavery to be brought back

Ex Senegalese president Abdoulaye Wade pleads for slavery to be brought back

With tensions rising in the political circles in Senegal, a frustrated ex-president Abdoulaye Wade has called his successor Macky Sall, “a descendant of slave” and also said that “his ancestors were cannibals”.

The Senegalese president was furious after hearing what his predecessor had said.

Return of slavery

In line of the evidence that Mr Wade spent so much time in France, the previous colonisers, could it be that there is some discussions to enslave Macky Sall?

“We can only recommend Mr Wade to respect the institutions”, said a government spokesman.

“The question posed to Mr Wade’s son is as simple as where did he acquire all his wealth?”

“He is unable to answer that, but now they want to enslave the president, it’s a shame” said the spokesperson

Macky the man eater

But if Macky Sall was a cannibal than Mr Wade’s son would be fresh meat.

“He has smooth skin, Smells good, he has strong cheek bones and powerful frames. Just the sort of thing we know cannibals love to eat.”

“The time spent in prison would obviously weaken him thereby making it easier for the cannibals to enjoy their meal.” An expert on Mr Sall’s people.