The Muammar Gaddafi love tips: how to please an African man
The Muammar Gaddafi love tips: how to please an African man
Most people have got it twisted that African man only draw pleasures climaxing. That is a fallacy which needs to be dispelled like the unfounded notion that African men have been gifted down south, unless they are from Sudan.
Yes, climaxing is part of the intention of many or all relationship but it isn’t the only thing that people chase. That is unless you are married to a Swazi man. You are probably wondering how it is to be married or dating a Swazi man (a man from Swaziland not to be confused with Switzerland). Okay, let me save your imagination by giving you an illustration of the Swazi relationship.
My time in Swaziland was spent with this old man who told me how he treats his wives, he has about 4. They supposedly sleep in separate rooms or bed and whenever he wants to get his groove on; he just has to touch her with a stick that he carries regularly, at that moment she knows that “daddy is calling”.
She isn’t expected to do much, except make babies and provide platform for a performance of a life time.
This brings in mind a strange culture in central Africa, whereby if a man wants to have sex, he has to put on red underwear, which will signal to his wife that he is on fire and needs the fire to be put out. She will know that “papa wants to eat meat tonight”.
But is this the way to satisfy modern man?
I will give ladies 5 tips on how to please a modern African man
- Cleanliness
This means wash yourself, the house and your clothes, no man wants to eat what they didn’t order.
- Cook good food
Learn how to cook; this will make sure that your man always comes home to you. Otherwise you will always wonder who is feeding your baby
- Ensure that his family loves you
By doing so you will ensure that you always have friends in times of need, otherwise you will have nobody to fight for you
- Don’t talk back
Modern girls have opinions on everything but who cares what they think? So keep quiet and you might just keep your man
- Remain humble
The truth is that many man get intimidated when their woman is to smart, equally or even better educated, play dumb or do whatever it takes to make him happy.
Realise that I didn’t mention sex because sex is a given but there are other aspect to life than sexual satisfaction.
“To those who have ears, let them hear what the spirit says”
Muammar Khadafy
I will return
Most people have got it twisted that African man only draw pleasures climaxing. That is a fallacy which needs to be dispelled like the unfounded notion that African men have been gifted down south, unless they are from Sudan.
Yes, climaxing is part of the intention of many or all relationship but it isn’t the only thing that people chase. That is unless you are married to a Swazi man. You are probably wondering how it is to be married or dating a Swazi man (a man from Swaziland not to be confused with Switzerland). Okay, let me save your imagination by giving you an illustration of the Swazi relationship.
My time in Swaziland was spent with this old man who told me how he treats his wives, he has about 4. They supposedly sleep in separate rooms or bed and whenever he wants to get his groove on; he just has to touch her with a stick that he carries regularly, at that moment she knows that “daddy is calling”.
She isn’t expected to do much, except make babies and provide platform for a performance of a life time.
This brings in mind a strange culture in central Africa, whereby if a man wants to have sex, he has to put on red underwear, which will signal to his wife that he is on fire and needs the fire to be put out. She will know that “papa wants to eat meat tonight”.
But is this the way to satisfy modern man?
I will give ladies 5 tips on how to please a modern African man
- Cleanliness
This means wash yourself, the house and your clothes, no man wants to eat what they didn’t order.
- Cook good food
Learn how to cook; this will make sure that your man always comes home to you. Otherwise you will always wonder who is feeding your baby
- Ensure that his family loves you
By doing so you will ensure that you always have friends in times of need, otherwise you will have nobody to fight for you
- Don’t talk back
Modern girls have opinions on everything but who cares what they think? So keep quiet and you might just keep your man
- Remain humble
The truth is that many man get intimidated when their woman is to smart, equally or even better educated, play dumb or do whatever it takes to make him happy.
Realise that I didn’t mention sex because sex is a given but there are other aspect to life than sexual satisfaction.
“To those who have ears, let them hear what the spirit says”
Muammar Khadafy
I will return
