Boko Haram said that they want to be given North Pole to start a country

We can report that secret meetings have been held between Boko Haram and the Nigerian government. This is in order to end the atrocities which are happening in the West African country.

The group whose name loosely means western education is a sin, seemed to be very keen on the deal offered by the Nigerian government.

The spokesperson and chief negotiator said “Nigeria is a big country and we can share it amongst all of us. We will develop the North Pole and raise a great Islamic state.” But according to the Nigerian Government the Boko Haram delegation didn’t understand the deal.

This statement confused the Nigerian authorities who actually clarified to the Boko Haram negotiator that they were actually going out of Nigeria to a different part of the world.

The negotiators were surprised when Jackets were offered to them for the North and the Icelandic government was preparing for a workshop on how to live on ice.

Ignorance isn’t bliss.